Red Queen : Rush Dimbaugh

Caterpillar : Ron Paul

Tweedledumb and Tweedledeedeedee : John McCain and Newt Gingrich

Cheshire Cat : Dick Cheney

King of Dollars (Card) : Mitch McConnell

The DoorRat : Karl Rove

Balloonhead : Christine O'Donnell

March Hare : John Boehner

Mad Hatter : Glenn Beck

The Chair : The Collective Wisdom of the Palindrones

...and Featuring !

Sarah Palin as Lost Little Grrl singing "I'm a little Teapot"

also Starring

Under the Table Shenanigans : Fanny Mae the Republican Mascot and her Talented Trunk.